// Page components — clinical light theme const { useEffect: useEffectP, useState: useStateP, useRef: useRefP, useMemo: useMemoP } = React; // Simple line icons (stroke-based, inherit currentColor) const Icons = { flask: ( ), shield: ( ), truck: ( ), doc: ( ), }; function Hero({ variant = "split" }) { if (variant === "centered") return ; return ; } function HeroSplit() { const featured = window.PRODUCTS.slice(0, 3); return (
Premium Research Peptides

Verified peptides for serious research.

High-purity research compounds — sourced and shipped with care. Order through the cart and we'll follow up by email with payment options.

✓ Fast discreet shipping ✓ Simple email ordering ✓ Weekly newsletter
{["semaglutide", "tirzepatide", "retatrutide"].map((id) => { const p = window.PRODUCTS.find(x => x.id === id); return ; })}
); } function HeroCentered() { const featured = window.PRODUCTS.slice(0, 4); return (
Premium Research Peptides

Verified peptides for serious research.

High-purity research compounds — sourced and shipped with care. Order through the cart and we'll follow up by email with payment options.

Shop All Peptides→ Join the Newsletter
✓ Fast discreet shipping ✓ Simple email ordering
{featured.map((p) => ( ))}
); } // Category icons — stroke style matching the why-card icons const CatIcons = { "Weight Loss": ( ), "Healing & Energy": ( ), "GH Class": ( ), "Sexual Health": ( ), "Skin & Tan": ( ), "Nootropics": ( ), "Immunity": ( ), "Bio-Regulators": ( ), "Supplies": ( ), }; // Shop by category — full-bleed photo tiles const __res = window.__resources || {}; const CAT_IMAGES = { "Weight Loss": __res.catWeightLoss || "/assets/catv2-weight-loss.png", "Healing & Energy": __res.catHealing || "/assets/catv2-healing.png", "GH Class": __res.catGhClass || "/assets/catv2-gh-class.png", "Sexual Health": __res.catSexual || "/assets/catv2-sexual.png", "Skin & Tan": __res.catSkinTan || "/assets/catv2-skin-tan.png", "Nootropics": __res.catNootropics || "/assets/catv2-nootropics.png", "Immunity": __res.catImmunity || "/assets/catv2-immunity.png", "Bio-Regulators": __res.catBioReg || "/assets/catv2-bio-reg.png", "Supplies": __res.catSupplies || "/assets/catv2-supplies.png", }; function CategoryRow() { const cats = window.CATEGORIES.filter(c => c !== "All").map(c => ({ name: c, count: window.PRODUCTS.filter(p => p.category === c).length, })); return (
Browse the catalog

Shop by category

Research peptides organized by function and application.

View all products →
{cats.map((c, i) => ( {`${c.name}
{c.name}
{c.count} compounds
→
 ))}
); } // Featured strip function FeaturedRow() { const ids = ["semaglutide", "tirzepatide", "retatrutide", "bpc-157", "wolverine", "tb-500", "nad", "glow"]; const featured = ids.map(id => window.PRODUCTS.find(p => p.id === id)).filter(Boolean); return (
Top of the bench

Featured peptides

Best-selling research compounds, ready to ship.

View all {window.PRODUCTS.length} →
{featured.map((p, i) => )}
); } // Stats strip (navy band) function StatsStrip() { return (
{window.PRODUCTS.length}+Compounds in catalog
$300+Free shipping threshold
24hSame-day order processing
1/wkNewsletter — every week
); } // Why 4-up function WhyStrip() { const cards = [ { icon: Icons.truck, title: "Fast, discreet shipping", body: "Orders processed same day. Lyophilized vials, tracked to your door — $20 flat rate, free over $300." }, { icon: Icons.flask, title: "Simple email ordering", body: "Place your order through the cart and we'll reply by email with payment options. No card required on-site." }, { icon: Icons.shield, title: "Weekly newsletter", body: "New releases, restocks, and research updates delivered every week. Subscribe and stay ahead of the catalog." }, ]; return (
Why Clown Catcher

Ordering made simple

Shop the catalog, send your order, and we handle the rest by email — fast, direct, and discreet.

{cards.map((c, i) => (
{c.icon}

{c.title}

{c.body}

 ))}
); } // Disclaimer banner function DisclaimerBanner() { return (
!
Research use only. All products sold by Clown Catcher Research are intended strictly for in-vitro and laboratory research purposes. They are not intended for human or animal consumption, therapeutic use, or any other application. Must be 21+ to purchase.
); } // FAQ function FAQ() { const items = [ ["What payment methods do you accept?", "Cash App, Venmo, Zelle, Bitcoin, and CIM. PayPal is available with a 5% fee, and credit card with a 7% fee (limited availability)."], ["How much is shipping?", "$20 flat-rate shipping and handling — free on all orders over $300."], ["What's the difference between research peptides and clinical grade?", "Research peptides are produced for in-vitro and laboratory use only. We don't sell clinical or pharmaceutical-grade material — and you should be skeptical of anyone online who claims they do."], ["How should vials be stored?", "Un-reconstituted vials can be stored in a dark, cool place. Reconstituted vials should be refrigerated."], ["How do I pay for my order?", "Place your order through the cart and choose your preferred payment method from the dropdown. We'll receive your order by email and reply with payment instructions for that method. Your order ships once payment is confirmed."], ["What's your refund policy?", "Damaged or compromised shipments: full credit, no questions. Sealed-vial returns are not accepted — chain of custody can't be re-verified."], ["Why 'Clown Catcher'?", "Half this industry sells flour and sugar in vials. We're tired of clowns. So are you."], ]; const [open, setOpen] = useStateP(0); return (
FAQ

Questions you should ask

{items.map(([q, a], i) => (
setOpen(open === i ? -1 : i)}>
{String(i + 1).padStart(2, "0")} {q} {open === i ? "−" : "+"}
{a}
))}
); } // Newsletter function Newsletter({ big = false }) { const [email, setEmail] = useStateP(""); const [done, setDone] = useStateP(false); return (

Join the weekly newsletter

New peptide releases, restock alerts, and research updates — delivered to your inbox every week. No spam, unsubscribe anytime.

{ e.preventDefault(); setDone(true); }}> setEmail(e.target.value)} required />
By subscribing, you certify you are 21+ and a qualified research professional.
); } // Dedicated newsletter page function NewsletterPage() { return (
Clown Catcher Research

The weekly newsletter

One email a week. Everything you need to stay current on the catalog.

New releases

Be first to know when new compounds are added to the catalog.

Restock alerts

Popular items move fast — get notified the moment they're back.

Price updates

Price list changes and bundle deals, straight to your inbox.

Research updates

Reconstitution, storage, and handling news for research vials — plus what's new in the field.

); } // HOME PAGE function HomePage({ heroVariant }) { return (
); } // SHOP PAGE function ShopPage({ initialCat = "All" }) { const [cat, setCat] = useStateP(initialCat); useEffectP(() => { setCat(initialCat); }, [initialCat]); const [sort, setSort] = useStateP("featured"); const [q, setQ] = useStateP(""); const filtered = useMemoP(() => { let list = window.PRODUCTS; if (cat !== "All") list = list.filter(p => p.category === cat); if (q) list = list.filter(p => (p.name + p.subtitle).toLowerCase().includes(q.toLowerCase())); if (sort === "price-asc") list = [...list].sort((a, b) => a.price - b.price); if (sort === "price-desc") list = [...list].sort((a, b) => b.price - a.price); if (sort === "name") list = [...list].sort((a, b) => a.name.localeCompare(b.name)); return list; }, [cat, sort, q]); // Each category URL gets its own H1 and intro copy — nine pages sharing // one "All peptides" heading would read as duplicate content. const isAll = cat === "All"; const catCount = isAll ? window.PRODUCTS.length : window.PRODUCTS.filter(p => p.category === cat).length; return (
{isAll ? "Full catalog" : cat} · {catCount} compounds

{isAll ? "All peptides" : `${cat} peptides`}

{isAll ? "Every compound, every batch — cold-chain shipped, fast and discreet." : `${catCount} ${cat.toLowerCase()} research compounds, third-party tested and cold-chain shipped. For laboratory research use only.`}

{window.CATEGORIES.map(c => ( {c} ))}
setQ(e.target.value)} />
{filtered.map((p, i) => )} {filtered.length === 0 &&
No compounds match. Try another filter.
}
); } // PRODUCT DETAIL function ProductPage({ id }) { const p = window.PRODUCTS.find(x => x.id === id); const { add } = useCart(); const [qty, setQty] = useStateP(1); const [v, setV] = useStateP(0); const [tab, setTab] = useStateP("overview"); const [added, setAdded] = useStateP(false); if (!p) return
Compound not found. Back to catalog →
; const variant = p.variants[v]; const related = window.PRODUCTS.filter(x => x.category === p.category && x.id !== p.id).slice(0, 4); return (
Home / Shop / {p.category} / {p.name}
CC—{p.id.toUpperCase()}
{p.dose}
BATCH 2026-Q2
LOT-{(p.id.length * 137 % 9999).toString().padStart(4, "0")}
{p.category} · {p.subtitle}

{p.name}

{p.tagline}. Research-grade material, shipped lyophilized and tracked to your door.

{p.note &&

{p.note}

}
{p.bench.map(b => {b})}
{p.variants.length > 1 && (
Options
{p.variants.map((opt, i) => ( ))}
)}
${variant.p}/ {variant.l} {window.UNIT_WORD(p.form)}
{qty}
add(p.id, qty, v)}> Buy it now
Option{variant.l}
Form{p.form}
ProcessingSame day
Shipping$20 · free $300+
For research use only. Not for human consumption. By purchasing you certify you are a qualified research professional.
{[["overview", "Overview"], ["specs", "Specifications"]].map(([t, label]) => ( ))}
{tab === "overview" && (

{p.name} ({p.subtitle}) is supplied as a sterile lyophilized powder, sealed under nitrogen in a glass vial. Orders are shipped cold and tracked to your door.

All material is intended exclusively for in-vitro and ex-vivo research applications.

)} {tab === "specs" && (
Compound{p.name}
Class{p.subtitle}
Net mass{p.mass}
FormLyophilized, sterile
ContainerType I borosilicate, butyl stopper
Storage−20°C lyophilized
OriginUSA
)}
{related.length > 0 && (
Stack with

More in {p.category}

{related.map((r, i) => )}
)}
); } // CART PAGE function CartPage() { const { items, remove, setQty, subtotal, count, clear } = useCart(); const info = window.ORDER_INFO; const ship = subtotal >= info.freeOver ? 0 : (subtotal > 0 ? info.shipping : 0); const total = subtotal + ship; return (
{count} item{count === 1 ? "" : "s"} in your cart

Your cart

{items.length === 0 ? (

Your cart is empty

No compounds queued for shipping. Browse the catalog and queue something up.

Shop all peptides→
) : (
{items.map(i => { const p = window.PRODUCTS.find(p => p.id === i.id); if (!p) return null; const variant = p.variants[i.v || 0] || p.variants[0]; return (
{p.name}
{p.subtitle} · {variant.l}
CC—{p.id.toUpperCase()}
{i.qty}
${variant.p * i.qty}
); })}
)}
); } Object.assign(window, { HomePage, ShopPage, ProductPage, CartPage, NewsletterPage });